Hi, I’m Not Lucy

I am new here. What is your name, sir?
Your goat legs are very fetching and
the temperature is wonderfully pleasant
and could you tell me exactly
where I have ended up? Which? Oh,
there is a witch? She is coming?
Why? What for? What did I do?
I will just go back the way I…well
of course there is something
over there! That is the wardrobe! I felt
my way through coats and ended
up in firs and all I want addressed
this instant is why you are crying. We have only
just met, sir. Compose yourself. And get
your hands off me!

#NaPoWriMo 2016 Day 16